90% bitter sarcasm. 8% cereal. 2% bad jokes.

2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from 'ello 'ello 'ello! with 112,608 notes

azalee-calypso:

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

I can confirm this

Source: un-feuilly-de-papier

2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Tardis Babe with 263,136 notes

singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

Tagged: same

Source: kyle-zoe-madison

2nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from history and space are rad with 45,261 notes

peep-toe-shoes:

owlygem:

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

Guuuuhhhh

right now I look like homer simpson staring at doughnuts or donuts or just… food.

Source: cchtml

2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from 1.21 Gigawatts with 21,065 notes

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

Source: ringingallover

2nd September 2014

Quote reblogged from every star that ever was with 9,029 notes

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

Tagged: I laughed at all of these

Source: transascendant

2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from dude, we're rockstars with 53,336 notes

fullhale:

we’re living in an era where capturing moments on our phones is more important than building giant robots to protect us from the giant alien lizard monsters emerging from the depths of the pacific ocean

Source: puddlewolf

2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from Only the Oleanders Thrived with 267,281 notes

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

Tagged: I hate people like this tbh

Source: kuzco2000

2nd September 2014

Photo reblogged from surfs up, shinji-kun! with 72,333 notes

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com


arizona joins the aesthetic movement

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

Tagged: I live here heyBut fuck McDonalds

Source: malformalady

2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from あいしています with 6,638 notes

hentai1080p:

youtube comments section confirmed as the largest source of dark energy on this planet

Source: hentai1080p

1st September 2014

Link reblogged from Helpful Harrie with 34,165 notes

Notes on Character Design →

lackadaisycats:

image

Character design and drawing are tome-sized topics and even if I had all the answers (I don’t - I have a lot to learn), I’m not sure I could communicate them effectively. I’ve gathered some thoughts and ideas here, though, in case they’re helpful.

First, some general…

Source: lackadaisycats

1st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Paper Crane Arsenal with 1,320 notes

melonami:

i may be sick and dying but quality comics always come first

Tagged: OH MY GODOH MY GOOOOOOOOD

Source: melonami

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from Hells Yeah! Let's Light This Candle! with 40,564 notes

marcosbudt:

punnier:

how do french cats talk to eachother?

they chat

image

Tagged: fUCKING

Source: punnier

1st September 2014

Chat reblogged from with 46,787 notes

  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude

Source: moriarty

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from Agreed. with 64,938 notes

rocknrollercoaster:

it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father

like

?????

some people really have that????

that’s insane

Source: rocknrollercoaster

31st August 2014

Post with 20 notes

waiting for bokuto to be animated like hoot hoot where’s bokoot 

Tagged: ohmy godhaikyuubokuto koutaroim probs gonna get death threats for this omgi cannot believehaikyuu!!i need to stopim still luahgin at myself