Marissa. 18.

90% bitter sarcasm. 8% cereal. 2% bad jokes.

(Drawing requests are fun.)

1st August 2014

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laughinyourheads:

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

this is my chance

Tagged: tru

1st August 2014

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the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first…

Tagged: THIS IS BULLSHIT

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31st July 2014

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smaug-official:

naivepanda:

Thank the heavens

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For fucking

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Orlando Bloom

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Tagged: reason 4598 why i love orlando bloom

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31st July 2014

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mainheaux:

mainheaux:

Why can’t everything be free bruh like everyone just works and everyone gets everything free like everyone can have some good ass food and an iPhone or some shit Idk

So ugh um I guess this is low key communism…. I ain’t know

Source: mainheaux

30th July 2014

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Tagged: marissa talksgolden man makoto

29th July 2014

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I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.
— Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development (via thebluths)

Tagged: AYYY OOOOOme

Source: spacebartender

29th July 2014

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Tagged: this was the best scenebless you parrish

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29th July 2014

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theicarustheory:

Love yourself the way Marco Bodt would love you

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29th July 2014

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Tagged: print this out and tape it EVERYWHERE

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28th July 2014

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28th July 2014

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aryanightshade:

sexploshin:

Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you

somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’

Tagged: jesse

Source: sexploshin

28th July 2014

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that plot twist was literally like whiplash hot damn i did not see that coming 

Tagged: persona 4the animationmarissa talksep 16naotooooooo bb

28th July 2014

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cocklespadabootie:

mytra-fallen-angel:

soaked-fallen-angel:

jackhawksmoor:

mallotovcocktail:

ball pit exclusive: getting our 17000 dollars worth

osric
osric pls

osric wat are you doing

He’s living life

The ball pit life

cocklespadabootie:

mytra-fallen-angel:

soaked-fallen-angel:

jackhawksmoor:

mallotovcocktail:

ball pit exclusive: getting our 17000 dollars worth

osric

osric pls

osric wat are you doing

He’s living life

The ball pit life

Source: mallotovcocktail

28th July 2014

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bepsiarakita:

bepsiarakita:

why would anyone willingly move to arizona 

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I hate arizona 

Tagged: my kind of postamen

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28th July 2014

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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